The Official 4Runners.com "Yo Momma" Joke Topic, As Suggested By Thatbassguy

Yo mama’s so dumb, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W’s.

 

Yo mama so hot, she should sell hot dogs because she already knows how to make a wiener stand.

 

Yo momma so nice she give me the hair off her back

 

Yo mama so ugly...she dips her face in dough to make gorilla cookies

 

Yo mamma so stanky fish complain about smellin like her

 

Yo momma's such a stupid nymphomaniac, she went to Dick's and was confused by the balls she found there.

 

Yo mama so poor she has to take the trash IN

 

Yo momma's cooking is so bad, we had to pray AFTER we ate!

 

Yo mamma's so lazy, she works from home and is still late for work

 

Yo momma's so old, she thought an Atari was an abacus!

 

Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

 

Yo momma's cooking is so bad, the flies chipped in for takeout!

 

Yo mama’s so dumb, she failed a survey.

 

yo momma so stank she makes onions cry.

yo momma so tough she blows bubbles with now n laters.

yo momma so fat when she wears a football jersey fighter planes try to land on her.

yo momma so stupid she waits for stop signs to say go.