Make us laugh

I watched “Revenge Of The Nerds” last night on BBC. It was the best recording, funniest thing I have ever seen!

 

Then I watched “Menu” on HBO. Saturday night 8pm premiere. It was the most annoying, worst recorded movie I have ever seen. I can’t believe they paid someone to make that.

 

Actually the one wheat penny to have would be the 1909 S VDB, it's the one worth more than any other, look it up, have them check their coins again for one!

 

“Hail, to the Commanders, Hail victory. Braves on the warpath, fight for old DC!”

 

I went on a Caribbean cruise. A few guys got real drunk and started head butting each other, so they left them in Honduras.

 

Day 1: Letting it all hang out.#RoyalCaribbean

 

Day 4: I ate Mexican Churros.

 

That GD wood dragon almost got me strip searched by customs!

 

I left my group for five minutes to use the bathroom. The guide said “let’s go I will find you a Mexican husband.” To my wife.

 

What did the little mermaid wear to school?










An Algaebra!

 

Why did the scarecrow win an award.








He was out standing in his field.

 

My friend had a shinny brand new exterior door installed. Thought, well, might as well insulate it good so he got a can of spray foam.
Bad idea, the spray foam expanded couldn’t open door so he ripped the door handle off and smashed it.

 

And...

 

One more yet...

 

If I pull this jump off, I’ll be looking at a full sponsorship.

 

This thread reminds me of a party, where one guy walks up to folks to chat them up, and people creep back awkwardly to get away as he continues to talk … unaware of his social ineptness

 

Credit is King!

 

Is it really that bad? Just love my 4R and this community.

 

Me: Mind if I stop by with my new dirtbike?
Land owner: Sure the neighbor is always doing wheelies up the gravel road.
Me: your field you have been cutting all year sure looks nice.
Land owner: I take my rancher on it.
Me: O Really?

 

Wow I actually hung out with humans last night and had a good time.

 

I always thought people were stealing catalytic converters for air purification in their homes when the nieghbors gas/smoke them out?

 

When your at the gas station (I know it’s not gas but we can still call it that) and you watch a guy realize he is on the wrong side of the pump only to pull around on the same side and try it again.lol

 

My brother in law bought a Mazerati and a hybrid Porsche. Things were going great. Besides ac went out on porsche under warranty. Then he got the bright idea to buy a 8 bathroom Mansion. Well after not coming up with the $200k down payment on closing it was cancelled. And after taxes were not paid on the vehicles, found out he had not made one payment on them.lol
Working for VDOT!

 

He remember that girl that talked in a deep voice and ripped everyone off with that single blood drop test thing? My sister does that only on the east coast.lol

 

I go to the salon, get my cut by the only guy there, so I can smell all the wet hair!

 

Are you related to Brandon?

 

I’m doing ten MPH over the speed limit on the backroads, new unmarked pavement in sections, guy riding my A$$, drive by two passing lanes, still rides my A$$, so I turn off and he hollers at me.

 

He must be a member here.

 

I think I have an abscesses tooth like Tom Hanks in Castaway. I need an ice skate? Probably Hoof and Mouth disease?