Make us laugh

They just flushed it all down the toilet.

 

I’m gonna get video of some dumbass on a boat that’s about to get struck by lightning.

 

That’s the first time in 20 years we have had a storm drop south on us like that.

 

And the lightning bugs are all in the tops of the trees. First time I’ve seen that.

 

Every time I see lightning striking a body of water, all I can hear in my head is God saying "F&^( all you friggen fish!"

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is a very large, heavy animal. The other is a little lighter.

Have a fun day, all!
Pat☺

 

I like dogs. But I really don’t give a $&@“ about your dog.

 

Not you, that comedian said it the one that drank whiskey on stage. What was his name?

 

My elbow hurts I’m in pain.

 

Remember when the rain storms were like little calculated windshield wipers gently sweeping across the country?

 

That’s a thousand rounds a week with the 155.

 

One time they tried to blow my heart in half but it didn’t work. That was a good one there.

 

It’s not my fault Toyota started waisting money on NASCAR.

 

Ron White. The Tater, and his son, Tater Tot.

 

My 1986 Ford has all the original bulbs in it I did change out one headlight.
Brand new Chevy truck I was admiring until it hit the brakes and it already had a burnt out taillight.

 

Where’s the best place to live in California?
Suggestions?

 

I was thinking about the Cecil building. I just saw a show on it and seems pretty nice. Better than any shithole around here. Built on slave labor.

 

La Honda, no question. That's me, though. It depends on what you like. If you're not into steep hills covered in redwoods, there's just about any kind of environment you can ask for.

The politics are rediculous, crime is out of control, prices are entirely too high, especially considering a lot of the things you're paying for come ashore in the ports, or are grown there, and things like that, but the environments are almost infinitely varied. It all depends on what you like, and what you're willing to pay for it.
I grew up in Woodside, in the Bay Area. Last time I checked on property there, I found a nice, 1/4 acre lot. No access, no improvements, no services. Listed for $1 Million dollars. The house I grew up in, 3 bed, 2 bath, on one acre, $2.4 million. My parents payed $80,000.00 for it. You can see, prices for property have risen slightly over the years.

Good luck!
Pat☺

 

Is there work in California? I hear they are paying bums $15 a hour to pick up trash? I can do that for sure.

 

I was thinking about “The Boo” they need trash men there too?
I can get a one way flight to LA for three bills. From there I will sell/trade my body.

 

My starter just died



“Nobody rides for free”

 

Why is a smaller toilet more expensive than a bigger one?

 

I’m being nice. That’s bad Charma right there.

 

I’ve got a little water in the hatch. I think it’s from the tree limb that smashed it.

 

Smells like a gut shot deer.

 

I kinda like it.

 

I’m tryin to get these girls to pose in front of it. I “think” they are 16.

 

I caulked my roof rack. It’s white though. Just adds to its toughness.

 

I have a head injury it’s an old wound.

 

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

 

REO Speedwagon.