Make us laugh

Ordered a shirt.lol

 

OMG a woman was driving on the wrong side of the road. I stopped. Then down the road a car was in the trees!

 

LOL The violence!

 

Remember that power plant they built in Pa? The govenment told them it was OK but people would go on jogs and their skin would fall off?

 

For all those ladies out there looking for a new hair-care product? This has twice the conditioners in it!

 

I finished my final OTDR testing after
the Howard St. tunnel wreck in the Raven's parking lot for 8 dollars a hour.


GO RAVENS!

 

Im convinced all media and new movies are filmed with a cellphone? Cause Im watching 90's VHS and its bada$$!

 

AND my neighbors are'nt burning trash? They want more wood I says OK just stop throwing dog shit and trash on it.

 

Partys over Credit Card dont work!

 

XXL Shackle (just in case)

 

for sale right now on FB in Utah, $42,000 she's all yours guys!

 

Its been almost 112 years and the pool on the titanic still has water in it!! #Themoreyouknow

 

My sister had a boob job done. Doctor messed up.....made one a B cup and the other a D cup. She was pretty bummed about the outcome until she entered into a wet tshirt contest at spring break...she won both 2nd and 3rd place!!

 

Is fifty pre-elderly? There are some 65 year old retired marines that work out with my wife. Maybe Im just out of shape.

 

The Major General is coming over tomorrow. I spent the day cleaning the house.

 

Or I'ld be fishing!

 

Dog finally woke up....After sleeping for 20 hours!

 

We got a new speed camera in town. That thing will be destroyed.

 

Guess I cant ride wheelies there anymore.

 

Mending the Line: I cried and blew a bunch of snot out of my nose.
The whole movie!

 

Feakin guys at the trout pond told me the stock truck came early and I dont think it came yet, so I left, and I remember them giggling!lol