Make us laugh

Wait until the gases start coming out the vents from too much oil. O ya believe it baby. Then they say whats that film that builds up on the inside of the windshield?

 

I know have a new Monday night ritual..Keeping up on this thread!\

Sacrifice the heater core...

 

It’s not my fault Toyota builds such a good vehicle I don’t need them any more.

 

Does the local dealer have free donuts and coffee?

Kinda like going to court just to kill time after retiring...

 

Don’t say anything I take my 4R in to a different Toyota for timing belts. They are good.

 

It gets old being 50 and having to find new things to do to stay busy throughout the week!

 

Same here. My next vehicle will be a Toyota battery powered.

 

I already have 220volt outlet in a detached garage.

 

Same here, the first need when we built our last house 5 years ago. Got that outlet covered for future growth, if needed...plus needed it for the Hobart.

 

Don’t forget the 90 amp breaker.

 

Mom says the AC in these 4Runners are too cold she doesn’t like it.

 

I love Waffle House.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVFj5wG1ioI

 

I can’t get this snake shit smell off my hand.

 

Funny

 

I ate a couple 1/4 pound big bite hotdogs from 7/11 yesterday. Needless to say I ruined two pair of underwear.

 

Went and worked out at a free session in town. Tried to hit on the instructor by telling her I collect Rolexes.

 

I almost died

 

Now I don't care who ya are that's funny right there

 

My favorite exercise was the pelvic thrust. I think I did well on that one.

 

I would watch the news but, the last time I did, they just talked about everyone getting shot, and how to nibble a cookie into the state of maryland.

 

I watched Fast X. I heard they deleted the scene where the repo man comes and takes all their shit? Too many Dodges in it for me.

 

All work and no play makes SR5 Limited a dull boy. All work and no play makes SR5 Limited a dull boy. All work and no play makes SR5 Limited a dull boy. All work and no play makes SR5 Limited a dull boy. All work and no play makes SR5 Limited a dull boy.

 

Watching FMJ?

Nope, wrong movie. Shining?

 

On the Shining here also..Wife not happy.

 

I had to learn how to walk again after my sat workout.

 

Three women see a man lying on the shore of a beach and decide to approach him. The man has no arms or legs. Feeling sorry for the poor man, the British woman of the bunch goes over to him.

"Have you ever been hugged?" The British woman asks.
"No." The man replies, sadly. So the British woman goes down to him and hugs him. The man smiles.

Next, the Welsh woman goes over to him and asks, "Have you ever been kissed?".
"No" the man replies. So the Welsh woman bends over and kisses the poor man on his lips.

Lastly, the Scottish woman goes over to the man. At this point the man is very excited, and can only imagine what this last woman will do to him.
"Have you ever been fucked?" The Scottish woman asks.
"No!" The man says, excitedly.

"Well you will be when the tide comes in!"

 

How am I gonna pay my credit cards off?

 

I’m going to run trim and charge a hundred a hour?
I’m done working for $8!

 

Air-drop me and the 4R into Ukraine with my muzzleloader?

 

Bet $10,000 on the Commanders game tonight? I got my Native American Kill Axe out and my RG III jersey on.