4Runners.com Calendar

Ditto

 

Hmmm..... lemme see if I can fix that.

 

Fixed?!

 

Yep

 

Fixed. Nice pics and just in time. Last day for submissions is today!

 

So how're the winners decided? The ones with the most likes I'm guessing

 

OMG LAST DAY

 

Can I ask a question without being a dick? What's the obsession with "flexing" pictures? I think they are ridiculous. I try to AVOID obstacles when off road, and I certainly don't seek out the only stump (or curb) in a mile and drive one wheel up on it to cause a big deviation in the suspension. To me, that resembles an otherwise hot girl with one big tittie and one small tittie. It don't look right.

Carry on.

 

hold on going wheeling real quick cause no action shots of new rig

here's an old one though:

 

If you're avoiding obstacles you're doing it wrong.

 

Massive last day photo dump...

















I guess I am flexing a tad in this one. It was an accident though...

 

Ah. Thanks. I had no idea. I don't ever go off road, so I just assumed that deliberately driving over the only thing that could high center you or puncture a tire, 15 miles from the next nearest living person, would be a bad thing. I get it now.

 

Your fine. Its a good question. Anyways, there's an obsession with them because people like to show off how upgraded their rigs are and show how much they can handle. They're proud of the fact that they've made their rig so capable and want something to show for it. Its just like the body builders that take pics of their muscles. They worked hard for it and want to show it off

 

Now that's a good looking 4Runner

 

Little of everything, Taco Front end, FJ Springs, Tundra Brakes, 80s pickup(inspired) front bumper.

They make winches and spares tires for that.... Doesn't every Runner come stock with thoses?

 

Troof, troof.

Just to make sure the sarcasm was gotten, I was joking about not going off road. Between trucks and dual sport bikes it's kind of my only thing, other than making snarky comments online. I just prefer not to swap out a tire off road from carelessness on my part, or have to winch out from something that I could have just turned left and scooted around.

You ever see the "flex ramp" challenge thing that some off road places put on? A bunch of dudes congregate in a parking lot and jerk each other off about how much their shit can... well, I've overused the word already, but... flex. The take kewl photos and finger each other's buttholes about how they are off road heroes. In a parking lot. With truck nutz hanging from their hitches.

I guess I seek out what I think are cool pictures - but I prefer taking lonely landscape and infrastructure shots as opposed to photos to prove to the iterwebs that my truck can get at least one wheel over a small rock, piece of driftwood, or parking block. Note that I'm not including the cool off road shots like the first gen surmounting boulders as big as my testicles and similar pictures linked above in this statement - those are bad ass. Also, to clarify, no one fingers my butthole but me (and sometimes Mrs. Meefzah, if I drink enough)!

 

If you want to finger my butthole, that's fine. Just let me know before you stick it in, especially if it's cold.

 

last one!

 

So in.

 

Winches and spare tires. It all just depends on where you want to go. If you're driving your daily driver, you might not want to drive over stumps. But if you build your vehicle specifically for off-roading, then yes, find the biggest stump that you can drive over. Because it's fun. Bottom line: If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong.

 

I was wondering how long it was going to take for someone to give me shit lol. Test calendar was ordered last night to see how well the pics are going to come out and if I like this company. I would announce the winners buuuut if the pics don't come out clear I may make some changes.

With that said, anyone who has higher res versions of pics already submitted may resubmit. I'd hate to have to cut someone from the calendar because the pic doesn't print well.

 

Post the digital proof so we can see what's up

 

Now if I did that you would know who I picked and we can't have that yet. Nice try though

 

This isn't the nuclear codes man, let's see the project. No one cares what pictures are in it. We just want to see the layout and such.

 

Its you're basic calendar. No boarders, no real pic edits. Just the pics posted on hear over a calendar. Only thing that might be special is the cover but that hasnt been made yet

Pffft who said Seymour made the cut?? Being a little over confident don't ya think?

And I wanna see who's paying attention. Who wants a spot the most! WHO IS WILLING TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH TO HAVE THEIR RIG PRINTED ON A PIECE OF PAPER!!!