Make us laugh

The guide said it gets to 140 degrees there now.

 

What they forgot to tell you about global warming is. When all the snow melts, the moisture in the air will magnify the sun more and cut this world in half.

 

In like 2001-2003 the sun changed and it fride all because a guy brought a box cutter on a plane from sudi arabia and set in motion a course that cant be reversed.

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/aGA97ud5AFY?si=YUhckrQ7qq5MZMYN

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/1jeV0Exwwg4?si=mBzTgD7kHDVWhrB1

 

I rode my bicycle today. I passed a guy on a scooter being pulled by two PitBulls. When I started pulling away they sped up and he did a faceplant on the asphslt!lol

 

Getting old,

 

I had a dental problem for thirty years!

 

Did I just see the seats light up on a new Rav4?

 

I was delighted to see "Nightmare On Elm Street" from Roku.
I watched it for 15 minutes and couldnt stand it.
ITS FAKE AUDIO!

 

Why is a smaller toilet more expensive than a big toilet?

 

Best mug to give...

 

Someone spray painted my neighbor's shed. Tastes like chicken?

 

Smell a Ford lately? What a POS?

 

Maybe i will start a fire. Burn about ten cords of wood. Throw the table scraps on it. Hey, how about some coal. I have a pair of dirty underwear sure that too! What about the neighbors? Who cares!

 

Me when my wife tells my my penis is an OK size.

 

Its not my fault Toyota is racing NASCAR?

 

Im gettin out my Dale Earnhardt jacket.