The Official 4Runners.com "Yo Momma" Joke Topic, As Suggested By Thatbassguy

Yo mama’s so dumb, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W’s.

 

Yo mama so hot, she should sell hot dogs because she already knows how to make a wiener stand.

 

Yo momma so nice she give me the hair off her back

 

Yo mama so ugly...she dips her face in dough to make gorilla cookies

 

Yo mamma so stanky fish complain about smellin like her

 

Yo momma's such a stupid nymphomaniac, she went to Dick's and was confused by the balls she found there.

 

Yo mama so poor she has to take the trash IN

 

Yo momma's cooking is so bad, we had to pray AFTER we ate!

 

Yo mamma's so lazy, she works from home and is still late for work

 

Yo momma's so old, she thought an Atari was an abacus!

 

Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

 

Yo momma's cooking is so bad, the flies chipped in for takeout!

 

Yo mama’s so dumb, she failed a survey.

 

yo momma so stank she makes onions cry.

yo momma so tough she blows bubbles with now n laters.

yo momma so fat when she wears a football jersey fighter planes try to land on her.

yo momma so stupid she waits for stop signs to say go.

 

Yo mama’s so FAT she can’t store files larger than 4 GB.

(classic computer joke)

 

Dying over this one!

 

Your mama so fat that when she went sunbathing at the beach, greenpeace came along and pushed her back into the ocean.

 

Your mama so ugly that I'm going to have to stop drinking just in case I start seeing two of her.

 

Yo mama is so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
Yo mama is so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

 

Yo momma so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her

 

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

 

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

 

Does anyone remember "rupture" jokes or "grosser than gross, sicker than sick" jokes?

 

I remember "grosser than gross" jokes, in general. I can only think of one that I remember.

Q: What's gross?
A: Kissing your grandma goodnight
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: When she slips you the tongue

 

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what grosser than grosser

it turns you on.

 

Yo mama so stupid, she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

 

I do, and I have some "grosser than gross" jokes that will get me banned, but you'll laugh your ass off, and then say "That's really fucked up, I shouldn't have laughed."

 

Now you HAVE to share.

What's grosser than gross, sicker than sick?

Jumping off the Empire State Building and getting your eyelid caught on a nail!

 

OHHHH! Had to go THERE!