Roast Me

Look at muh flex

 

Aren't those D-rings jangly when you're driving?

 

Weirdest dog I've ever seen there!

 

No roasting. Looks good

 

Those with ATs and no viper cuts are doing it wrong

 

Cool roof sliders bro.

is that even a roast?

 

I see those trees in the background. So why don’t you make like one of those trees, and get out of here!!!

 

Gotta check for rub on my new 33s, yo!

 

Looking at that color, I know you not changing your oil at 3900 miles. And that approach angle is completely wrong. Plus lights during the day, blinding oncoming traffic.
Are you even an over lander?!

 

Just like my pirate earrings!

It's a cat bruh

Wrong thread

People who have to viper cut should have bought a jeep

The roof sliders are for low hanging branches, every broverlander knows that. You must not be in the know, ya know?

You can just make like a banana and leave!

That's cute since they're the height of the curb at the mall. Real wheelers find a big rock to drive up on

And finally...

Bruh, I was overlanding before overlanding was even cool. I guess you could say I'm a trend setter of sorts

 

ChahBrah

coming from the “good bottle of wine…”

this thread @FN2187 started is going to be

 

These window stickers add at least +10HP and 1 inch of clearance.

The car is too clean, and recovery hooks still look new. Probably only used to drive kids to the mall.

 

Clearly too scared to drive, thank your wife for driving it so you can take an insta photo

 

I forgot my wheels were chocked. Backed right up over the chocks.

 

Ventshades aren't a real mod

 

Nothing like flexing on a campsite at the KOA.

Here's another parking lot flex for your viewing (and roasting) pleasure.

Bring it on!

 

That tire looks as flacid as your ding dong

 

I actually aired down for the first time to make it more comfortable for the passengers where i took that photo over the weekend. Stopped at 20 psi but didn't feel like it made a ton of difference and despite being SL load, didn't see them slack very much

Edit - I shouldn't be surprised since the online calculator says to run the on the road at 26 psi. Guess I'm just too much of a pussy to go down to 12-15 since I don't want to pop a bead (giggidy)

 

Well look at you. Finally getting it up again. Proud of you!

 

I definitely understand not wanting to pop a bead. I think size and load range are factors. I've heard of people going into single digits without beadlocks. But, I haven't gone below 10. Usually I run 12-15.

 

My 285/60-18 General AT/X on my 2008 i run at 25 up front and 21 in the rear, all day every day. Sunday on the way to church i hit 100,000 miles on them.
My 305/50-20 General AT/X on my 2023 i run at 25 up front and 19 in the rear, all day every day.

These pressures allow the tires to lay out flat with the entire face of the tread evenly on the road which gets me the best wear. People freak out at the tire pressures if they ever check them, but i have to assure them that this works and is nothing to be concerned about.

 

So a joke is always an utter failure if it needs to be explained lol, but F it I’ll just ask anyway out of curiosity (and because I’m such an old bastard and Back To The Future was WAY back in 1985), were you aware that that was a Biff Tannen quote from Back To The Future?

 

Close, but no! This was what Biff said:

 

Thank you so much for the assist!!! Us old F***s must stick together Haha

 

I thought it was make like a cherry and split?

 

make like a tree and leave

 

I dont think your headlights are bright enough.

 

That joke makes no sense. In fact that’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship!!