A thread in which I shall insult you, your taste, and your car.

They hate us, cause they anus!

 

That is hilarious...and true. I did not want a Limited but that is what I got because I needed cooled seats and auto AC. Oh well.

 

Please. There’s a lady present. Let us behave so as not to offend her delicate sensibilities.

 

You mean the one that posted the spicy double entendre a while back? I think she can handle it.

Plus she's talking about poop over in my thread.

 

Your 4R needs more lights.

 

Over 2 hours and no disparaging remarks. Is this thread dead?

 

Listen here you dirty old man. You take your pro bro comments with their fancy shocks and dual climate control somewhere else

 

Sniff..sniff. My confidence in this thread is restored.

 

Couldn't agree more. I was thinking something tasteful though like this and also a light bar up top.

 

But lacking commitment makes modding much more interesting. Never quite done.

 

It’s unbelievable that this goofy topic garnered 4 pages and 100 replies!

Okay, my 4Runner is Army Green. Let the insults fly!

 

As long as you paint some white stars on it we will forgive you.

 

It's a great looking vehicle. You clearly have taste and class. We could all take a page out of you book. How you grace us very cool 4runner owner.

 

Gross.

I saw a Jeep last weekend with 3 light bars and 2 sets of ditch lights. All Rough Country.

This is true. It's probably also why I'm on my 4th sleeping platform design, and already planning the 5th.

You're probably one of those guys who buys anything that has the word "tactical" in the description.

What the heck kind of phony polite BS is this??

 

The radiator on this truck must be choking trying to cool the engine...

 

What a mess.

 

I know! No roof lights, plus it's white, ewww.

 

It’s reverse psychology. He knows that my invitation for everyone to insult my AG 4Runner is really a way to salve my own guilty conscience. He’d rather I wallow in my guilt.

 

@Thacrow
Don’t give in to Captain Armypants! Don’t do it!!! Be strong, say no to fang lights! If you get fang lights, your beautiful white 4runner will blow all the fuses and burn to the ground anyway!

Worse yet, they don’t make 5th gens anymore, so you’ll be forced to replace it it with the first one you find, which will probably be Barcelona Red or Salsa Red.

That means you will surely have to go do crimes!!! Or you’ll have to wear your tightest cocktail dress and party! Or both at the same time!!!

 

Submitted for consideration.

 

Cow pie?
That's going to be a 6th gen color.

 

Your truck is soiled forever.

 

Nah it doesn't have a gag reflex. Just look at it.

 

It ate taco bell earlier.

 

Already got the dress picked out.

 

People with molle panels are just big kids pretending to be batman.

 

I don't know about you, but that crash axe is on the wrong side. Can't be reached while you're in the Captain's chair. Just sayin, you know, road rage, car jackers...

Ain't no laws against brandishing a crash axe that I know of!

 

What's good about this thread is the "Camaraderie" and respect of grown boys having a good laugh with all of these posts. No hate, no nasty stuff, just showing maturity and respect. Well done guys! Your 4R is proud of you, even if the color sucks!

 

It smelled worse.