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A thread in which I shall insult you, your taste, and your car.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Captain Spalding, Sep 2, 2024.

  1. Sep 4, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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    java

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    The salesperson was surprised I did not want the Lunar Rock that they had.
     
  2. Sep 4, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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    glwood54

    glwood54 Stop making me buy stuff!

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    :p
     
  3. Sep 5, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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    As previously mentioned in this thread, Henry Ford said that you could have any color you wanted as long as it was black. I was pleased to find out that Toyota had taken this philosophy a step further: you can have any color you want, or any trim line you want, but not both. This policy opens up a significantly larger variety of things you can't have, which makes the elusive goal of dissatisfaction much easier to attain.

    I ended up with Lunar Rock, which I have grown to appreciate because it approximates the appearance of Zinc Chromate primer and aligns with my complete lack of personality and sense of humor.
     
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  4. Sep 5, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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    Jennyjo14

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    At our local "stealership" - whether on the lot or on order - the present color selection is as follows:
    5 black
    7 white
    1 silver
    1 terra (dark orange-ish)

    No wonder there's a gang of us in the general vicinity. The only difference is the trim models and mods.
     
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  5. Sep 5, 2024 at 12:11 PM
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    Thacrow

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    Judge me

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  6. Sep 5, 2024 at 12:15 PM
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    TrueTexas

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  7. Sep 5, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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    How dare you call my Lunar Rock 'grey'!
     
  8. Sep 5, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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    Captain Spalding

    Captain Spalding [OP] . . .

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    Lunar Rock is for space cadets.
     
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  9. Sep 5, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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    Captain Spalding

    Captain Spalding [OP] . . .

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    Why would you ever have?
     
  10. Sep 5, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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    Jennyjo14

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    Nice. Conveniently post #69. Well played. sir.
     
  11. Sep 5, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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    Captain Spalding

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    Your car is the wrong color.
     
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  12. Sep 5, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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    The lunar rock rocketship
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  13. Sep 5, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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    Captain Spalding

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    69? I don’t get it. What do you mean? Something to do with Yin and Yang?
     
  14. Sep 5, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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    Thacrow

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  15. Sep 5, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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    Happy to oblige.
    Your lights are the wrong colors too.
     
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  16. Sep 5, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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    Thacrow

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    OK that one hurt. Guna have to take a break from this forum for a while.
     
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    Sorry...
     
  18. Sep 5, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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    Thacrow

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    It's cool. I asked for it
     
  19. Sep 5, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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    BLKNBLU

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    Yeah. We get like junior high on here.
    Something is different, you pick on it.
     
  20. Sep 5, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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    2Toys

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    The only thing you could be judged for is the raptor lights... :D:D:D:anonymous: Just sayin'
     
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  21. Sep 5, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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    Captain Spalding

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    If you get a ladder it will distract everyone from the Raptor lights. ;-)
     
  22. Sep 5, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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    Thacrow

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  23. Sep 5, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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    Captain Spalding

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    Hahahaha. That’s funny.

    You’ve painted yourself into a corner. Time for fang lights!
     
  24. Sep 5, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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    I'll start a gofundme so I can buy the them.
     
  25. Sep 5, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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    FN2187

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    Love it.

    Also, I don't have a widdle wadder, she just has big hands
     
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  26. Sep 6, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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    Jennyjo14

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    I know that you know that I know that you know that I, well...you know.
     
  27. Sep 6, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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    Thacrow

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    Exactly why my wife is 4'10". So I can almost feel normal.
     
  28. Sep 6, 2024 at 11:14 AM
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    Captain Spalding

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    Well, that went further south than expected.
     
  29. Sep 6, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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