Make us laugh

“I think I will go sit down beside a tree”, says the guy who got shot in the neck with a bow in the show Ghosts?

 

I’m one of the guys in the basement that died of Bubonic Plague.

 

More like “Water Boy”.

 

I was born blind.

 

My third eye is blind.

 

The Virgin Islands are not virgin any more. I took the best dump of my life on “The Mountain Top”. No, could not flush toilet paper.

 

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My wife’s birth name is Hung, Dong.

 

I just found out today after 16 years of marriage. South Korean, but I’m thinking maybe they snuck her in from the North?

 

She wears like a size 4 kid’s shoe.

 

Are 8mm porn movies paying anything these days?

 

If you open a bag of dried meal worms sold as “Happy Hen Chicken Treats” you will be greeted by the smell of freeze dried peanuts. There is a warning that reads, “This product was processed in a facility that also processes peanuts.” Why? Do chickens have peanut allergies?
The bigger question is; Why is there no warning label on a jar of peanuts that lets you know they were processed in a facility that also processes worms? Wouldn’t you like to know?

 

Haha, made me laugh!

But…
Are these “treats” meant for human consumption, or pet food?

 

Historically, they’ve been marketed as treats for chickens, but the world is a’changin’!

 

I think I'll pass...

I ate a number of "things" I'd rather not eat during a non-survival situation when I went through SEER school in Pensacola. At the time, the CO of the school was a good friend of my father from back in "the Day", so he slipped me in. Cdr. Thomlinson, was his name. No records, no paperwork, I just had to show up and have fun. I took 3 weeks leave, and caught a MAC flight down from Millington.
Well, errrr....yeah. Fun. Right.

BTW: If you're going to make love to a man's daughter on his boat, make sure the anchor is set first. It's awful embarrassing to look up and realize you've drifted almost into one of the base's piers.

Have fun, all!
Pat☺

 

I’m eating the next snapper I find. When you save and animal like a goose from getting pulled under, it changes your perspective a little. And I hear they are delicious.

 

I’m saving the skull it’s not ready yet.

 

I usually wait until a hard freeze. Then when the geese’s feet get stuck frozen in,I run them over with the lawn mower.

 

https://youtu.be/Py-MaLkZ-Ss

Eyes were on the 4 runner lol

 

Haha! The old “SERE school is fun” trick! Here, sign this NDA before the “fun” begins. Edit: I graduated from Camp Slappy in 01.

 

You like my transformers?

 

I own more steel than the queen of England.

 

On highway 45 south bound - Houston

 

I may have monkey pox.

 

I found a nice quiet place in some poison Ivy. I’m not allergic, but something on my wrist just appeared.

 

Never mind it’s prob just some kind of flesh-eating bacteria.

 

Prob going to make a bon-fire. I’ve heard “do not burn the red ones” why I have no idea?

 

I’ll just dig it out with my Havalon, won’t be the first time.

 

I got my mom and dad a farm kitten. I brought it home for Christmas. I let it run around the house then it disappeared and I realize it went down an open vent in the HVAC system. And then when the heat kicked on it would start meowing. After “going under” and dismantling some vent shafts. I couldn’t find it. So, my sister put some food out and when things quieted down it came back out of the same vent.

 

Then the farm house where she came from burnt down after her parents were both killed by cars in the road.