Anyone drinking tonight... or, today??

Just saw this on Facebook. Seems appropriate..

 

Everybody posts pictures of full bottles. Mine never make it home full. Rarely they don't make it out of the parking lot full.
Some people might say I have a drinking problem but I don't have any problems drinking. It's rather eashy.

 

I'm usually stuck being the designated driver, but I'm cool with that. Not much of a drinker. Like a good English or Irish beer - still pissed Whitbread is no longer produced. Drank a lot of that in my college days at the Old 76 House in Bergen County, NJ.

I will, however, spark up a doober on a fairly regular basis. Mellows me out and takes off the edge of everyday life.

 

"Why can't you get drunk and fall down in the gutter like a NORMAL person?!" LOL - anyone ever see the movie Groove?