A thread in which I shall insult you, your taste, and your car.

So a Gucci Runner?

 

Careful. You're mixing Calvinism and the Cavalry there.
The next thing you know the early bird will no longer be worth two in the bush.

 

Maybe I'll bring enough to share with everyone some time.

 

That’s what she said.

 

I'm thinking he wants his buns bitten by all of us.

 

Sharpening my fangs now...

 

Did someone say fang lights?

 

my gofund me isn't getting donations guys

 

Try installing fang lights??

 

If I could afford them. And maybe find a good how-to.

 

Maybe start an onlyfans instead?

 

Me and my buddy (who has owned a LC, a V8 4R and still has his 03 4R) is going to help me install my new bumper. I should just roll on it the entire install to see how much ridiculousness comes out of our mouths.

 

Videos of this, please. I can guarantee it'll be better than ANY Hollywood movie produced in the last 10 years.

 

OnlyFans combined with a 4Runner mods/fixing could be really hot.

 

I’m in for the free trial.

 

https://youtu.be/OPk0nQfZ9kM?si=M4ReL61XZ-LiR7Co

 

But @Thacrow has to promise to keep his clothes on! Not sure hairy a$$ legs will bring in $$$

 

Bought midnight black because after 1 month of searching for a 4Runner, it was the only one dealer had on the lot.

 

Looks gay.....

 

Are fang lights lame or not?

 

OMG! Totally lame!

Although it’s a little off topic, perhaps we should put some thought onto which is lamer: ladder, raptor lights, or fang lights.

I’ll go first.
I’m going to say, in order of more lame to less lame, that it’s gotta be fang lights, then raptor lights, then the ladder. I chose the ladder as least lame because at least it has a use beyond just serving one’s narcissism.

But what really takes the cake as a total waste of time are the side mirror chase-light turn signals.

 

It's refreshing to be so sarcastic and we can make fun of each other about everything - this subtext here clearly is that @Captain Spalding likes fang lights the MOST and then raptor lights etc.

 

Clean car. I can see my reflection on there. Bro clearly doesn't go off road. Probably took his 4runner out of the garage and to the park here for a photo session then straight back to the garage after cleaning it.

A car that clean you seem like the kinda guy who wastes his time showering every week. Weirdo.

 

Well now, I thought those were called Spalding Lights!
Now maybe I will find them if I search under the correct term.
Thanks Captain!

 

The picture was after driving 5 days across country (New Mexico to Williamsport, Pa) to our cottage in Pa. The Loyalsock Creek is in our back yard. Our 4Runner is a 2022 stock 2 wheel drive car and we do no off road driving with it at all.

 

Wha-wha-whaaat?! Ooo you spanked me good! I get it.
Lame lights.
Spalding lights.
Splalding = lame!

A curse upon you and your 4Runner!

 

Curse schmurse. I'll be laughing with my umbrella drink and trophy wife at The Club while they are denying entrance to you and your Army Tank down at the gate.

 

That math maths

 

You can't argue with math.

 

"I don't mean, GAY gay...I mean...STUPID gay."