A thread in which I shall insult you, your taste, and your car.

I forgot to mention TuRD Pro trim only

 

I love this post! My 4runner is white. I like it a lot, but only because I feel black and gay...

 

I dont like mine. I wanted Army Green, but I did not have ANY choice. I mean it....

 

Uh — excuse me? Captain Armypants? Fine.
Hold on a sec …

 

LOL!!!

 

Lmfao!!!!!!!!

 

Don't you pick on my buddy McSpazatron!

 

What the...I'm not on THE list? C'mon bro. I thought we bonded that one time over that thing at that place....

 

Well, if it is any consolation, you are on MY list - and I don't mean the IGNORE list. LOL!

 

Relax. That’s not THE list. The actual inclusive list is on a spreadsheet.

 

Aww.

 

Was there any effervescent flatulence involved?

Edit: Oh, sorry. Wrong thread. That was for The Old Farts thread.

 

Big words confuse and scare me.

 

Yeah me either... C'mon lets go start our own band man.

It'll be awesome and the rest of you guys are gonna be sorry.

 

I can play Cowbell.

 

Good because we're going to need MORE cowbell.

 

Wow! Captain, you keep your friends on a spreadsheet? So you can re-order and re-filter and slice and dice them daily?
I'm seeing a different side of you sir.

 

Maturity?

 

I added a column for 4Runner color based on this thread.

 

Well OK then...

 

I'm just glad his list didn't look like this

 

Be funny if he's had this list for a long time and has us all stack ranked based on our accessories etc and started this thread as a "joke" to sort of test the waters with us.

 

Boys and maturity are two words that have NEVER gone together.

 

I know. I thought I was in the wrong thread there for a second.
Hell! Wrong forum for that matter.

 

Right. He's already got all of our rig attributes and now he is starting psy-ops on us to see who:
1) Can take a joke
2) Can take a joke and poke fun at themselves
3) Gets snippy
4) Rants
5) Says "Actually..." and sites some obscure study from the Sorbonne University School of Behavioral Sciences and Pretentiousness
6) Takes their ball and goes home
7) Gets butthurt (from 2Toys)
8) Brings on the love (from Jennyjo14)

Feel free to add to the list

 

No, you're in the right place. There's something wrong with ALL of us.

 

https://youtu.be/4T8m_sEBYCc?si=4NTtQ8FkB2lRni5X

 

Bring on the love.

And conduct yourselves as you otherwise would. Never mind that there's a woman who laughs at fart jokes lurking in the forum.

Nothing, and I do mean nothing, is funnier than listening to a bunch of dudes discussing how to do something. If only I had recorded that conversation of the three so-called fencing guys who were "attempting" (note this word) to assemble a privacy fence in the backyard of the house directly behind mine. There was a lot I could have been doing on my day off from work, but it was more fun to listen to these dudes half-assing their way through this job, which they ultimately got fired from before the realtor hired a new crew.

Carry on.

 

7) Gets butthurt?

 

That's hilarious! And perfect!