Is it totaled?

It finally happened! I was in the parking lot at Kroger and noticed this! Suuuuuuuuuure, there's no frame damage, but the emotional damage I'm suffering right now is off the charts.









......I'll consider parting it out!

 

Dibbs on the frame if it hasn't been swapped out yet....

 

Time to buy that $47k Polaris!

 

It is toast bro. I will take the wheels and tires!

 

Well you did buy a 40th so technically it's totaled from the factory. The bird was just trying to help.

 

I wouldn't take that crap from anyone...

 

If @Borracho Loco had a Tacoma, he'd be able to take revenge on the birds

 

Revenge of The Birds. Wasn't that a hit movie in the 80's?

 

In your case, revenge of the turds...

 

It was totaled the second you drove red off the lot.

 

that looks like Seagull shit.... Break out the Alka-Seltzers and watch em drop from the sky....

 

Same thing my wife said to me after selling my race car.

 

I want to see pictures of the tags on all the parts underneath... because someone swapped them...

 

I want to see pictures of the oil pan removed. Maybe his oil pick up tube is starting to melt.

 

Definitely GRINDS MY GEARS!

 

I have TWO WORDS for you.. and they are Le Tits.

 

My first scratch...hit and run. Found the SOB and his insurance is paying.

 

Oh nooo! Ugh, that’s horrible spot to get hit! Everyone ok? (I really want to ask if it’s totaled, but then I’ll get made fun of lol).

Btw, that’s way shittier than the OP’s situation.

 

No one hurt. Only 10,065 miles. Bid is $14,700 to fix. They won't total it.

 

When my bumper needed replacement due to a wreck earlier this year I had budbuilt do a custom bumper for less than the insurance payout. Definitely a good time to consider an upgraded bumper at no cost to you.

 

I love a good pun. Thank you, sir.

 

Glad no one was hurt. I’m surprised it’s not more with that much body damage.