Make us laugh

“Grazer” won fat bear week!

 

I took my friend to my bow hunting spot. He had a decoy. This was no ordinary decoy. It was a deer’s ass, with back legs, and battery operated tail that “swung” every ten seconds. I met him at the field after the hunt and he had a nice 7 pointer on the ground said it walked right up and “sniffed” it! Even got it shoulder mounted!

 

Come on that’s kind of funny?

 

I just got a credit card bill I’m going to have a stroke.

 

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
















Because sheep can hear zippers

 

This “Lazy-Boy” I found in the trash is NICE!

 

I think my neighbor’s husband died in it.

 

Cannot laugh at this as one time i happened to shine a flashlight on one of them mechs and got flagged by several wardens as If I had done something wrong.

 

Ya I found two dead bucks with their heads chopped off on the corner of my friend’s field. It happens.

 

Sometimes we just wanna look... Had nothing in the truck at the time but still got a ticket.

 

HUNTING --For the first time in modern history, Chippewa Indians will be permitted to hunt deer at night in the Ceded Territory of Wisconsin, reports Milwaukee Journal Sentinel outdoor writer Paul A. Smith.

 

Here you can spotlight your own property without a weapon. It’s a fairly new law. But DWR has it timed so perfect so when you hunt, the failing light doesn’t trick your eyes.

 

I lost my advantage when they banned real deer pee.

 

When you just can’t afford that ten dollar shaving razor handle, but you own 8 Rolex watches.

 

GD cats are pissing on my 4R again.

 

Why is my TV working with the cable box unplugged? Just does!

 

I think Im growing tits.

 

Guess I will by my wife a Christmas present, with her money.lol

 

I got my parents a kitten for Christmas. It went down the vent into the HVAC system. When the heat kicked on it would meow. So, I took some ducts apart. Ended up coming back out the open vent to some cat food. Whew!

 

Batman and Superman are at the Bar of the Annual Superhero Conference having a few beers,

Batman : So Superman, how come you arrived so late.

Superman : Well, I was flying over Metropolis and I saw Wonder Woman through the Hotel window naked on the bed.

Batman : .. and what happened next ?

Superman : I flew right in through the window to give her a surprise

Batman : ... and was she surprised ?

Superman : .. not half as much as the Invisible Man.

 

I installed a third safeguard in the 4R garage, if the wife disregards the funnel, a tennis ball, and a 10" wrench that wood piles coming down on my hood

 

less than 48 hours later, and the wife went so far over-forward the hood knocked the wrench down, and I watched it roll down the hood

 

My face, exactly.
Merry Christmas To Me

 

It's quite common for them to be dead once the heads are chopped off.

 

I will prob never hunt again after taking a velvet buck.

 

Peachfuzz.

 

I can remember 2023 like it was yesterday.

 

My 4R won 1st place in my car show today!