The Official 4Runners.com "Yo Momma" Joke Topic, As Suggested By Thatbassguy

Yo momma's so fat, when she bent over, crack literally killed Kenny. You bastards!

 

yo momma's SO old, her social security number is I .

 

Yo mama so fat, her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator.

 

Yo mama so fat and old, that when God said “Let there be light,” he was just asking her to move out of the way.

 

Yo mama so fat that when she went to In and Out Burger she couldn’t get in or out

 

Yo mama so fat her car has stretch marks.

 

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror it said “Viewer discretion advised”.

 

Your mom's so fucking fat; her life alert necklace calls Arbys!

 

Yo mamas so fat her shirt size has more “x”s than Taylor Swift.

 

Yo momma's such a slut, she thought salt tasted semeny.

 

You mamma's so hairy people mistake her for Chewbacca

 

Yo momma's bush is so thick, I had to duck tape a machete to my dong.

 

Yo mama so nasty, she gets escorted out of Red Lobster for bringing her own crabs.

 

Yo mama is so hot she’s like a parking ticket— fine is written all over her.

 

You and yo mamma's so stupid, she saw a sign that said "Slow Children" and thought she needed to move you to the neighborhood

 

Yo momma's so stupid, she must've written this yo momma joke. She's doing it wrong.

 

You mama so fat she works for Oversize Escorts.

 

Yo momma let out a nuclear fart so nasty, she blocked out the sun from Canada to New York City this week.

 

Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot... and now R2D2 has AIDS.

 

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought C3PO was a toilet... and now C3PO has e. coli.

 

Yo mama is so stupid that she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.

 

Yo mama so nasty her fart spooked the horses.

 

Yo momma's in for repairs so often, I could've sworn I was riding a Jeep!

 

Yo mama so fat, that when she had sex, its called the Big Bang.

 

Yo mama so loose, she swallowed me whole while having sex. As I’m trying to find my way out, I bumped into yo daddy. He said, help me find the keys to my 4Runner and we’ll drive outta here

 

I say

 

Not strictly a yo momma joke but within the spirit of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q70UnH7OAHY

 

Yo momma's so fat and has such a hard time getting over things, she's the new US market Land Cruiser!

 

https://youtu.be/lnCeZY6nxjQ?si=Cdrj4g1irWgnZ8oS