Make us laugh

Well, I broke down and bought a new comforter for the bedroom. With my Christmas gift card. My old camo one is like 15 years old I think there’s ticks living in it.

 

Bringing in the new year with my dog.

 

And Nancy Pelosi.

 

Keep on rockin in tha free world!

 

My friend called and said his check engine light came on. I’m gonna go pull the code. Everything else is working fine. Don’t know what it could be.

 

You have an OBD1 scanner?!?!

 

It’s a joke you know I don’t have any friends.

 

A snail got mugged by two slugs and reported it to the snail police. When the police interviewed him, they asked him what the assailants looked like. "I can't really say," the victim replied. "It all happened so fast."

 

I emailed this to my credit card company.

 

I was gonna respond with the ROFLMAO emoji, but 4Runners doesn't have it...

My mechanic is a former Volvo tech and services pre-1996 Volvos based purely on instinct! In Pennsylvania, OBD1 vehicles only require a visual emissions inspection since most shops don't have dynamometers or OBD1 scanners...

 

Neighbor’s are burning trash again.

 

Every time my neighbors burn trash. Seems there’s a Camry there with Michigan tags. Is that all you do up there is burn trash?

 

I installed your fiber optic ring up there.
$8 dollars a hour!

 

Wow Amazon sent the wrong trailer hitch. Worthless piece of shit!

 

It was like 90 degrees i the sun here!lol
My new riding gear!

 

Frisk me!

 

Well seeing how there is no speed limit anymore, drugs are legal, do we still need inspections and tags or just roll with it?

 

Dropped it off at the Ups store. Amazon gonna eat that shipping bill. They are not very good with auto parts.

 

AND it didn’t smell like shit in town! Good job!

 

You think gas and electric bills are expensive…
Have you seen chimneys?
They’re through the roof.

 

Yesterday I opened my water bill.
And electric bill, at the same time.
I was shocked!

 

JK I have not paid a water bill in over 20 years. And anyways if they brought it I wouldn’t tie into it.
ASSWATER!

 

Why am I seeing a jeep add?

 

Biden doesn’t trust the secret service?lol

 

My friend assembled Pace Maker artificial hearts. She said she worked in the testing department. When one was questionable. They would ask each other and say “O’ it will pass”.

 

I gave out rolls of “Wheat Pennies” for Christmas this year. I looked them up and the one to have is 1944. Lo and behold, my nephew got one! Then I did a quick google search, and I told him it was worth 15 cents.